awwww-cute:

Aaand a kiss for you

banderboucher:

Why are there so many dystopian sci-fi movies about white kids falling in love and saving their generation. Whatever man, I wanna about other stuff in the future. What cures for diseases will we find. How much unity will there be in our communities.
Will it ever be acceptable and affordable to fuck a robot.

eribyss:

stop him

penguintim:

Don’t worry, Glee taught me everything I need to know on how to be an ally to The Gays™ :)

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

I cant wake up. maybe it’s bc I had a dream about the new smash game

October 1st, Year One

On this day 2013 years ago, the planet was born…. The Big Man up in the sky said “Halloween!!!!” That is why we humans exist…. Happy birthday to the world…

its the 8th month of the year lets make it a good one!!!!!!! happy

danacardinal:

sciencevevo:

mayorinterndana:

name one good person ever named eugene

mr krabs

m,r krabs is capitalist scum

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?