i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
The only two reactions to this realization.
what are the signs of luigi
signs of luigi:
- biscuit crumbs everywhere
- distant sobbing sounds
- sound of someone falling over in another room
this fucking ad with poopy underwear keeps coming up on my facebook omg
when you n ur babe standing on rocks
And we were worried he wouldn’t like the car ride
son: why is the moon so big
dad: so we cant fit it in our butt holes son. but believe me..that doesnt stop us from trying..
when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought