romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

bright-end-of-nowhere:

The only two reactions to this realization.

I had a nightmare for the first time in a long time and I feel really disoriented and lost

dragondicks:

hamigakimomo:

what are the signs of luigi

signs of luigi:

  • biscuit crumbs everywhere
  • distant sobbing sounds
  • sound of someone falling over in another room
iwillkillyoupt2:

this fucking ad with poopy underwear keeps coming up on my facebook omg

iwillkillyoupt2:

this fucking ad with poopy underwear keeps coming up on my facebook omg

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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last-chance-for-a-slowdance:

I won’t make the same mistakes 
Because I know how much time that wastes 


awwww-cute:

And we were worried he wouldn’t like the car ride

looking at hte moon

orlandobloomers:

son: why is the moon so big

dad: so we cant fit it in our butt holes son. but believe me..that doesnt stop us from trying..

relatable inside jokes

wytchprincess:

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought